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crinkly_earsWell, last night didn't start off on a high note, did it? Mesut benched ...
... and an uninspired Real trailing 0-1 against Deportivo going into the second half. Were it not for my chocolate coins and American literature essay to distract me it would have been a rather uneventful night.
BUT THEN ...
Cris: "Okay, guys, let's do this!"
Sami: "We aren't going to lose this!"
Mesut: "Is this thing inside out?"
Cris: " ... "
Sami: " ... "
Well, how fitting! It's Sunday and seeing as my church-going record pretty much amounts to ...
... I'm gonna operate under the assumption that LOOKING at someone else pray (regardless of religion) counts. Heaven here I come!
And this counts as a Samisut moment ...
So in synch!
Really, Mesut and Cris, why not just sew your socks onto your tights? Or just wear long johns? If you're gonna cover up, do it right and don't tease me with flashes of skin here and there and then yank those damn socks up all demurely.
"W-Wait, Sami, where are you going? Why must you go where I cannot follow?!"
"Mesut, you're on next."
"Oh, okay (^_^)"
Unsurprisingly, the introduction of Mesut, Sami and Cris added some much needed spice.
There are only two certainties in Life. Death, and ...
I know I'm not the only one who absolutely lost their shit when Kaká netted one for the team!!
Oh, Ricky, I wish you nothing but happiness and all the shoulders you can rest your head on in life! That, and more playing time. Di Maria's been carded. There's room, MOU! PUT KAKÁ ON AGAINST BARCA!!
Am I just doing it wrong at the gym? Are squats just pointless? WHY do I still have that annoying bit of fat on the inside of my knees?! Mesut, tell me your secret!!
Incidentally, I used to just be miffed at first, but now I'm starting to get REALLY pissed off ...
Undergarments, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
By the way, that little Deportivo shit who was trying to stall for time by refusing to throw Cris the ball is lucky Cris is so patient with kids or he would have been Hazarded.
How Cris dealt with it ...
How I would have dealt with it ...
Gawd, I don't know how I'm gonna survive next week. Might be time I take advantage of Dutch drug policies and pay a little visit to an Amsterdam coffee shop ... Or I'll just sit in front of the TV with my hands before my eyes going "LALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAA!" during all three matches.
(Disclaimer: I actually hate Tyler Perry movies with an unhealthy passion best reserved for Twilight, but Madea does make for some to-the-point gifs.)
... and an uninspired Real trailing 0-1 against Deportivo going into the second half. Were it not for my chocolate coins and American literature essay to distract me it would have been a rather uneventful night.
BUT THEN ...
Cris: "Okay, guys, let's do this!"
Sami: "We aren't going to lose this!"
Mesut: "Is this thing inside out?"
Cris: " ... "
Sami: " ... "
Well, how fitting! It's Sunday and seeing as my church-going record pretty much amounts to ...
... I'm gonna operate under the assumption that LOOKING at someone else pray (regardless of religion) counts. Heaven here I come!
And this counts as a Samisut moment ...
So in synch!
Really, Mesut and Cris, why not just sew your socks onto your tights? Or just wear long johns? If you're gonna cover up, do it right and don't tease me with flashes of skin here and there and then yank those damn socks up all demurely.
"W-Wait, Sami, where are you going? Why must you go where I cannot follow?!"
"Mesut, you're on next."
"Oh, okay (^_^)"
Unsurprisingly, the introduction of Mesut, Sami and Cris added some much needed spice.
There are only two certainties in Life. Death, and ...
I know I'm not the only one who absolutely lost their shit when Kaká netted one for the team!!
Oh, Ricky, I wish you nothing but happiness and all the shoulders you can rest your head on in life! That, and more playing time. Di Maria's been carded. There's room, MOU! PUT KAKÁ ON AGAINST BARCA!!
Am I just doing it wrong at the gym? Are squats just pointless? WHY do I still have that annoying bit of fat on the inside of my knees?! Mesut, tell me your secret!!
Incidentally, I used to just be miffed at first, but now I'm starting to get REALLY pissed off ...
Undergarments, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
How Cris dealt with it ...
How I would have dealt with it ...
Gawd, I don't know how I'm gonna survive next week. Might be time I take advantage of Dutch drug policies and pay a little visit to an Amsterdam coffee shop ... Or I'll just sit in front of the TV with my hands before my eyes going "LALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAA!" during all three matches.
(Disclaimer: I actually hate Tyler Perry movies with an unhealthy passion best reserved for Twilight, but Madea does make for some to-the-point gifs.)
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Date: 2013-02-24 06:41 pm (UTC)Cris was such a good sport with that kid....hazarded...lmfaooooo forever.