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BREAKING NEWS: Karim "War Kitten" Benzema Finds New Love?

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Our Benz has apparently grown tired of playing second (or third ... or fourth ... or ... ) fiddle to Bambi's primary bromantic interest(s). Considering he's tall, dark and handsome, am surprise Varane hasn't attracted more attention from both team mates and fan(girl)s. Benz is taking it slowly. He's been reading up on some Flirting 101, apparently. He's starting slow, simply complimenting Rapha's lovely bib. Either that or he's being the fussy wife unhappy with the state of her hubby's clothing. My mom does this all the time whenever my dad wears a suit. Drives him nuts. But they've been happily married for almost 30 years, so maybe Benz is onto something here.

A new name for the happy couple ... ? Benzane? Raphim?

Of course, he could just be doing this to make Özil jealous. But did it work?

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Damn you, Sergio! Stop distracting him!

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Don't worry, Benz. You'll get the chance to impress him again tonight. Another lovely assist, allowing Mesut to score against City and he'll maybe let you sit next to him on the plane back home!

Good luck, boys! Hala Madrid! :D

May 2013

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