Merry Mesut: Precious Perzil!
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crinkly_earsAT LONG LAST! Germany's #17 die Abwehrlatte (the Defence Pole) and Arsenal's endearing BFG (Big Fucking German):
Per Mertesacker!
While they're magic on the ball, not all of our boys are as graceful in the art of the dance.
At Real they're all ...
Meanwhile, over in Germany ...
It is thereby BAFFLING to think that Mesut isn't a dancing fiend, being surrounded by all these twinkle-toed talent. No, instead, his best blue suede shoe forward is this ...
Hot back hug/grind from San Iker notwithstanding, that's just unacceptable!
Sami tried to teach him the formalities ...
But for once Mesut refused to be lead.
Is there ANYONE who could show him how it's done?
But of course! MERTESWAGGER!! (Not bad, Podolski, either.)
Back in 2010, however, all that high altitude South African air severely dampened Per's rhythm. This was a crucial time where he could have taught Mesut the dancing ropes. Alas! I think we can trace Mesuts five-year-old-who-has-to-pee "dance" straight back to Per ...
Choo-chooo! The Perzil Express has arrived!
Former Werder Bremen team mates, Mesut (2008-2010) and Per (2006-2011) are an odd couple to behold. I really was struggling to define their appeal, until I found this ...
The bigger the guy, the cuter a bromance he makes for Mesut. Per even dwarfs guys like Sami and Manu ...
Mesut is hardly a rival in the heights department ...
(Incidentally, during my research I've come across so many Mesut/Marin pics I've subconsciously developed a liking for THAT bromance as well. Goddamnit, Mesut, I can't keep up with you! I don't even know who Marko Marin is!)
"Yesssss, come to me, my little puppet!"
On the plus side ...
Got yourself a big ass watch dog!
Which reminds me ...
I suspect they're both wearing the same jeans in both pics. I also suspect Mesut's headphones are surgically attached to him and can only be removed prior to practice/matches by a certified surgeon.
Practice:
"How does he keep a full head of hair like that?"
"Maybe he steels some of Hansi's?"
Yes, technically, I have this stored in my Bum files (Nice one, Tony!), but it's the trio in the back that you should be looking at.
And what witchcraft is this ... ?
Özil ... carrying stuff?? That's not right! Sure, he's letting Per and Lukas do most of the heavy lifting, but usually he's the guy watching others move practice equipment.
Anytime I see an empty space next to Mesut I assume Sami's just been beamed up by aliens a second prior.
"Per, will you be my backup Sami?"
Not much of a stretch if you have to crouch ...
On Pitch:
That thing. What the hell is that thing in the back? It was like the Slenderman of the evening. Always in the background, unmoving ...
Mmmmm, pasty Per tummy!
Which brings us to ...
(semi) NEKID MESUT!
Per scoring. Mesut celebrating with him. Die Mannschaft playing in the rain. Life couldn't get any better!(And it didn't because then we went and conceded FOUR goals in the last TWENTY minutes--blaaaaargskjbwfegf1^&#!)
My one criteria when it comes to my taste in men is that they have to be taller than me; 6'2" or taller (so that I can wear heels ^_^), because when we hug I like to feel completely enveloped. I'm a big fan of hugs, so whenever I see Per hug anyone I get all tingly and giddy.
Terry looks like he could use a hug.
And he indulges Özil without needing to be asked ...
Incoming hug in 3 ...
... 2 ... 1 ...
And thus we come to the end of ANOTHER extensive Özil bromance. How about a lovely song to lead us out?
That pepper grinder still uncomfortably reminds me of a dildo, but that will do nonetheless.
In closing, I leave you with a gif of Höwedes slapping Per, because. No, just because. No reason ...
Up next: Gomzil Re-imagined!
Per Mertesacker!
While they're magic on the ball, not all of our boys are as graceful in the art of the dance.
At Real they're all ...
Meanwhile, over in Germany ...
It is thereby BAFFLING to think that Mesut isn't a dancing fiend, being surrounded by all these twinkle-toed talent. No, instead, his best blue suede shoe forward is this ...
Hot back hug/grind from San Iker notwithstanding, that's just unacceptable!
Sami tried to teach him the formalities ...
But for once Mesut refused to be lead.
Is there ANYONE who could show him how it's done?
But of course! MERTESWAGGER!! (Not bad, Podolski, either.)
Back in 2010, however, all that high altitude South African air severely dampened Per's rhythm. This was a crucial time where he could have taught Mesut the dancing ropes. Alas! I think we can trace Mesuts five-year-old-who-has-to-pee "dance" straight back to Per ...
Choo-chooo! The Perzil Express has arrived!
Former Werder Bremen team mates, Mesut (2008-2010) and Per (2006-2011) are an odd couple to behold. I really was struggling to define their appeal, until I found this ...
The bigger the guy, the cuter a bromance he makes for Mesut. Per even dwarfs guys like Sami and Manu ...
Mesut is hardly a rival in the heights department ...
(Incidentally, during my research I've come across so many Mesut/Marin pics I've subconsciously developed a liking for THAT bromance as well. Goddamnit, Mesut, I can't keep up with you! I don't even know who Marko Marin is!)
"Yesssss, come to me, my little puppet!"
On the plus side ...
Got yourself a big ass watch dog!
Which reminds me ...
I suspect they're both wearing the same jeans in both pics. I also suspect Mesut's headphones are surgically attached to him and can only be removed prior to practice/matches by a certified surgeon.
Practice:
"How does he keep a full head of hair like that?"
"Maybe he steels some of Hansi's?"
Yes, technically, I have this stored in my Bum files (Nice one, Tony!), but it's the trio in the back that you should be looking at.
And what witchcraft is this ... ?
Özil ... carrying stuff?? That's not right! Sure, he's letting Per and Lukas do most of the heavy lifting, but usually he's the guy watching others move practice equipment.
Anytime I see an empty space next to Mesut I assume Sami's just been beamed up by aliens a second prior.
"Per, will you be my backup Sami?"
Not much of a stretch if you have to crouch ...
On Pitch:
That thing. What the hell is that thing in the back? It was like the Slenderman of the evening. Always in the background, unmoving ...
Mmmmm, pasty Per tummy!
Which brings us to ...
(semi) NEKID MESUT!
Per scoring. Mesut celebrating with him. Die Mannschaft playing in the rain. Life couldn't get any better!
My one criteria when it comes to my taste in men is that they have to be taller than me; 6'2" or taller (so that I can wear heels ^_^), because when we hug I like to feel completely enveloped. I'm a big fan of hugs, so whenever I see Per hug anyone I get all tingly and giddy.
Terry looks like he could use a hug.
And he indulges Özil without needing to be asked ...
Incoming hug in 3 ...
... 2 ... 1 ...
And thus we come to the end of ANOTHER extensive Özil bromance. How about a lovely song to lead us out?
That pepper grinder still uncomfortably reminds me of a dildo, but that will do nonetheless.
In closing, I leave you with a gif of Höwedes slapping Per, because. No, just because. No reason ...
Up next: Gomzil Re-imagined!
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Date: 2013-01-16 08:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-16 08:56 pm (UTC)I'll leave a comprehensible comment later. I'm too busy laughing now.
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Date: 2013-01-16 10:03 pm (UTC)I love Per a lot but whenever I look at him I just worry because I had this professor last semester, and he's always making fun of how he's tall and active so he'll die younger than his peers.... >__< Such morbid thoughts would cloud my mind whenever I see Per play...
But anyways, some pictures of Per for this Per-related post:
Marco and Julian just can't keep their cool like the BFG.
Roaring lions?
A giant among babies haha
I'll leave this comment with this:
Kisses for everyone~
This is grrrreat....
Date: 2013-01-16 10:09 pm (UTC)Damn Per.. he is soo tall... I've noticed that before but... damn he is tall (don't get me wrong I do like the tall ones! :D)
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Date: 2013-01-17 12:33 am (UTC)Nice!!!
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Date: 2013-01-17 08:27 am (UTC)ummm.... would you make an old werder bremen fan super happy by making a marin/özil post?? he's technically no longer on the NT, but he might be back before we know it*. prettyprettypleaseplease??? they had the sweetest dwarf friendship back at werder.
*(maybe if he ever came back to bremen where he'd actually get to play.... marin, did you hear about nuri sahin? you can do the same, we're here for you!!!)
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Date: 2013-01-17 11:42 am (UTC)I will be giving them a special tag: "holiday bromance special 2012-13" tomorrow
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Date: 2013-01-17 11:43 am (UTC)Size difference ftw lol
I love the photo where Per literally swept Mesut off his feet!
AND YES PLEASE DO MARKOZIL I MISS MARKOZIL
(I did similar post(s) on my blog a long time ago and Markozil is like one of the cutest bromances revolving around Mesut! NO, IT MIGHT BE THE CUTEST OF ALL AND WINS EVERYTHING AT THE CUTE DEPARTMENTokishouldstop)
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Date: 2013-01-17 06:17 pm (UTC)Am laughing out loud at the expression of sheer terror on Mesuts face before he discovers it's San Iker who is jumping him xD
I can't wait for the Marko/Mesut bromance post even though I don't know much about Marko they just seem too adorable together!
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Date: 2013-01-21 05:48 pm (UTC)"Anytime I see an empty space next to Mesut I assume Sami's just been beamed up by aliens a second prior"
Hahaha, sounds legit!
"That thing. What the hell is that thing in the back? It was like the Slenderman of the evening. Always in the background, unmoving ..."
Hahaha once again! This is how a good horror movie starts. Everyone is happy and there's a complete peace and serenity all around... But something wicked is lurking in the background.
And YES in capslock to the NEKID Mesut, that's always applicable!