Boys Drinking Cola: A Sillhouette, General Fashion Review, Random Samisut, & The State of The Ear!

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

Boys Drinking Cola: A Silhouette, General Fashion Review, Random Samisut,
& The State of The Ear!

All right then: a few Mannschaft boys - Tim Wiese, Ilkay Gundogan, Ron-Robert Zieler, Sami Khedira and our very own Mesut Ozil were caught slinking around town questionably dressed, drinking cola and just hanging around looking adorable. As always, the photographs are a gold-mine for those of us who approach these things forensically. We begin with...

The Silhouette



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I know! It's a miracle! In a group of boys from one of his teams Mesut is not only arguably the best dressed (more on that below) but his silhouette is just unspeakable. Look at this beautiful boy! He should be on a cat-walk in a Paris fashion show! That we all know he has a wonderfully shuffling, unprepossessing walk is only adding to the appeal, I have to be honest.

I mean to say: obviously - none of them are particularly well dressed, Mesut included, but still...

Let's just zoom in for a second...



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General Fashion Review

On nice thing about following footballers: you never have to worry about falling behind in your knowledge of bizarrely over-priced, trashy Euro youth fashion. Mesut, in all basic-black, was patently the best dressed of the bunch - which is unusual. Sami, who is actually only better dressed than Mesut on a day-to-day basis to the extent that v-necks looks less silly on him, was wearing what we would normally expect from Mesut: weird shirt, questionable neck-line, clashing jacket and backwards hat with over-sized sun-glasses to complete the look. The boy could even use a hair-cut! Uncanny...

He has been possessed by a Mesuty fashion force!

Our motley crew of modern-day-heroes made their way into a sea-side sports bar -

Tim Wiese looks all right too: but those tattoos are a little cliched, I think.

Where they drank some coca-cola -

And Mesut was possessed by a Sami-texting force. We are used to Sami texting and irritating Mesut. This time it was Mesut texting away oh please please let this mean he has a new girlfriend how long are we going to have to wait I mean honestly

The State of the Ear

We are happy to note that Mesut's ear remains as crinkly as ever!

Mesut and his right ear getting along with Tim Wiese - more on that below!




Bromantic Alert

I feel like a Sun Tabloid writer at this point. Observe Ilkay Gundogan, for example. Here he is sitting next to Mesut trying to look casual. He's recently said he admires Mesut and considers him his role-model. This must be bromantically significant, yes?

And then there's Tim Wiese, who famously had a snit in front of a pack of journalists shortly after Mesut left Werder Bremen to inform them that he'd never seen a less organized midfield from his privileged view in the goal-mouth: "We were shit. We are missing Ozil, and Aaron Hunt isn't cutting it..." I have noted before now that Mesut is one of the few people on earth who can routinely get him to smile.

Samisut

I feel this picture speaks for itself -

"I feel like we're the only two people here..."

Who needs The Sun - in either sense - when you have Samisut?


Our very dear andriy_7 tracked these photographs down for us. Thank you, sweetheart!

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Comments

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

That black shirt... it almost looks too feminine to be worn by a footballer, but the way it accentuates his boyish body just makes me go asdfghjkl;!

[lovinthelads.livejournal.com]

mesut is lovely

YES! He is way over-texting for it not to be a loverly lady on the other end.

And that ASS looks AMAZING.

Sami. No. Where is Lena? She must dress him most days. He needs it.

X

Really?

[peachmilktea.livejournal.com]

Pardon me for saying this. As much as I love Mesut and the rest of the German team, I think all of them look horrendous in this. It's like there are no mirrors in their hotel room.. Haha! But anyway, glad that Mesut is the almost alright case.. If only he should just stick with the black t-shirt only.. What's with the layering? No offense people, i'm quite critical about fashion.. =P

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

It's been pointed out before somewhere that based on his elfin looks and general style his virtue would not be safe in a lesbian bar.

[mesutcanada.livejournal.com]

I think Mesut looks good. But since having children I have no longer have any fashion sense whatsoever.

I was actually wishing lately that there were more candid shots of Mesut out there. I'm so happy you guys found these!

Re: Really?

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

Oh no - in general terms they looks awful.

But that's the point - it's normally worse - and at least his spectacular ass is on view!

[hope-calaris.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I do love the black on black layering. <3 <3 I'm also quite fond of his neckline ... there may have been attempts to lick the screen involved in this. *cough*

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

I think on him it's quite delectable. I think he looks adorable and Mesuty and what more could we want. He doesn't do well-dressed...so we have to wait for quirky.

I feel like it's a "work it dyke" situation too - that outfit would look great on a woman. It's what makes Mesut so beautiful of course - he's quite andrognyous. That happens to be a look that is hugely in vogue at the moment - and it's irresistible.

I'm a nominally heterosexual woman - but he hits my girl-type to be quite honest.

As for licking the screen - you wait your turn young woman! I was here first!

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[arisu-wa-doko.livejournal.com]

That's a nice booty, Mesut!

Mm maybe if you throw away that jacket, sunglasses and hat you can work that shirt, Sami.

How can I apply to be their stylist? Will work for free...

[sashatwen.livejournal.com]

Oh Jenny, you silly thing. CLEARLY he is texting Cristiano ALL THE TIME. Don't you read the news? :D

Re: Really?

[peachmilktea.livejournal.com]

Ahh.. The derriere saves the whole outfit.. Muahahahaha!

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

"And not just him, but Karim Benzema and Sergio Ramos too..." - according to the interview.

So effective! He can keep Sami on his toes by keeping him guessing about who he's texting (and flirting with Mario Gomez), he can text Karim about how he's with Sami (Karim: "No - not again! Every time I leave his side for two minutes he goes back to Sami!")

Ditto Sergio, of course!

Also: he chose a picture of Coentrao for his Facebook. It's a secret code, obviously...

What a minx!

Re: Really?

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

We have pretty low standards around here.

A bit of belly, no v-neck, fluffy-hair, bug-eyes, crinkly ears and a decent silhouette (colourful t-shirts optional) and we are quite happy!

[hope-calaris.livejournal.com]

I concede your prior claim XD Although I basically just want to cuddle him, or have other people to cuddle him, because he evokes my protective streak like woah ... it's a bit unsettling ^^

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

No, no, no, no, no!

Sami should remove the shirt!

Clothes are wasted on this boy!

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

He does doesn't he?

You want to tuck him into bed with hot-chocolate before taking advantage of him!

Troubling...

But that was the point of the birthday spam you admired of course - all those special characteristics! He can be dangerously attractive, but terribly adorable too; doing exactly the same thing: tying his shoe-laces.

[hope-calaris.livejournal.com]

That was so mean! I went from "aaaaaaw, he's adorable" to "wait, what?" *right click and save* in seconds.

But I think I prefer the tucking him into bed without taking advantage routine with him, tbh. I still feel weird that I'm actually older than him. When did that happen? I'm not that old :S

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

During the 2006 world cup I became too old for most footballers. It was troubling for these very reasons...

...all those pure, innocent. none-too-bright (in the main) boys being ogled at by an older woman!

I just live with it now. CR7 was the first "bb footballer" where I just thought to myself: screw it. I will spend time watching his highlights and adoring him and saving topless pictures.

Moment it happened: his penalty against Iran. Adorable boy - he couldn't stop smiling.

Moment he became a love of my life: knocking England out of the World Cup with his penalty 2 weeks later. Oh that was love!

[suzanne410.livejournal.com]

Your commentary had me in stitches... It's not just because of Mesut that I love this community. It's also the comic relief you (and others) provide me! Without it my days would be very mundane. Thank you!

And I can't comment on fashion sense because I have none. All I know is anytime he wears a tight-fitting shirt that shows off his neck and pectoral muscles, it's a 10 for me!

Oh, and I'm also hoping all that texting is with a new girl (if only it were Lira!). It's been WAAAAY too long.

[suzanne410.livejournal.com]

I just want to reach through my computer screen and hug you... Fellow mommies are so few and far between on these sites! YAY! I too have no fashion sense, but can't blame the children. Never had any to begin with! That's why I admire their kits more than their plain clothes. :D

[vanishing-act18.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry... all I got from this post is that Mesut has a great ass. And now I feel like a pervert because he's so innocent.

[suzanne410.livejournal.com]

Every year Mesut gets older the better I feel about the whole situation. I just ignore that I get a year older as well. And for four days in October (my birthday is 4 days after his), we're a year closer! I know... it makes no sense. But it's what I tell myself!

[hope-calaris.livejournal.com]

Am I even allowed to say I can't stand CR7 in this comm?

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

Never fear!

He has a reputation in Madrid as someone who likes going to nightclubs - and there's no smoke without fire! (ie., it's exaggerated probably, but he isn't just a kid who spends his day on the play-station. He likes going out, no doubt)

Anyway - he's legal all over the world - 23 years old. Look away!

[vanishing-act18.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, does he go clubbing with CR7? I hope so. In my mind, they're totally ~bros, and I would like evidence to support my fantasy. I think I'm going to have to start following Madrid, actually. My n00b-ness is showing here, but when does the season start?

Haha, and yes, I feel better knowing he's completely legal (and three years older than me), but it still somehow feels wrong. But then there are things like this...


And I feel no guilt.