Crinkly Ears

tbh this is the first thing I thought when I heard he wasn't playing. I kind of doubt he's even sick. I'm betting he did some lame fake coughing and "I think I'm coming down with something" around the practice pitch and Mou let him take the time off out of pity for his terrible lying skills...meanwhile Mesut probably thinks he's super clever and secretive. Not only Mourinho, but also the entire rest of the world, sees right through you, sir. :P