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crinkly_earsThe Mushroom Kingdom and Italy can keep their Mario's, because Germany's got the best! Eternally competing with Hummels for the privilidge of being objectified by moi as die Mannschaft's most ridiculously photogenic player. :
Mario Gomez!
(Speaking of these two, would a steady Gomez/Hummels bromance ...
... be too much to ask for, God, really?)
Now, I already covered Gomzil during our Özil marathon spam over on hala_madrid back in December, but recent evidence has come to light that requires further scrutiny. To recap ...
HAND!
On a more innocent note ...
Oh, come on, boys! You can do better than that! >:(
Better :)(and is that a butt pat, Mesut?)
Theeeeerrrrrre ya go ...
So close!
Mesut is often to be found hiding behind others ...
... but you really ought to be up front trying to elbow Mats out of the spotlight, Mario.
Was already loving this pic so much ...
... and then I realized that's Höwedes on the right there looking equally bad ass so I slapped on the Terminator logo, added the theme music and made this my screensaver. Scared the crap out of me the first time my laptop went into standby mode, but it's worth it :)
Oh, Lukas, stop making me feel bad for forgoing a Podözil spam! Also, where's Schweini??
The double high fives appears to be Mesut's second favourite form of celebration. (Hugging, of course, is first.) You'd think by now he'd perfected it, but he might want to work on his aim a bit more ...
Seriously, Mes, how could you miss Mario's hand? It's right there.
Practice makes perfect.
Did I mention I love Germany's tendency to play in white shirts? I also love rain. Make for a beautiful combination!
Loves to be chased ...
... but hates to be ignored. (Damn you and your shorty-shorts, Thomas!)
How did Mario get Mesut's headband in that first pic?
Perspective is a pain. Are they side by side, or is Mesut slightly ahead? Are they looking at each other, or have they both spotted someone else? Is Mesut trying for the usual pat on the head, or is he going to answer Mario's low five with a high one, or is Mario backhanding Thomas in the crotch? Damn you, 2D!
"I can can-can, but can you?"
"Yes, I can can-can too!"
Euro 2012, Germany v Portugal, second half kick off. Cameras followed the Portuguese team, lead by Ronaldo, as they jogged back onto the field, then immediately cut to these two in the middle of the field ...
Speculating why Cris changed his hairstyle during halftime? Predicting that Mario's header would produce the only goal? Daring each other to headbutt Pepe? (<- Mesut would totally get away with that and all Pepe would do is pull him into a bear hug. Mario would probably get a boot to the teeth.)
"Oh, Mario, you're soooo witty!"
Ooooooh shit, Mario run!
Oh noesssss! There are no shared (semi)NEKID Mesut and Mario pics!! Better improvise ...
Swimming trunks and bare chested and at the beach! It's like they're there together!
So by now you're probably wondering: "Seems like we're winding down to the end of the post ... so why is there still so much space beneath my scroll bar on the right there?"
To which I say: "Because, dear reader, while re-researching Gomzil, I happened across a photo that brought my Fapmobile to a screeching halt, requiring me to back up for a second look because I could not believe my eyes."
Ladies (and gent(s)), feast your eyes on this:
MAMI!
Hello! What's going on there?? Mario manhandling Sami?? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? But ... But ... Samisut, Sami! Sure, it must be an exhausting full time job, beating off other rivals with a stick when they spend too much time around Mesut, and Mesut clearly does not oppose an open relationship, but you aren't like that, Sami. Indeed, other than Mesut, I wouldn't be able to name another bromance of yours, except maybe Jérôme ...
But whereas Jérami is even rarer to find on photos than Boatzil, Mami is actually a well-recorded bit of history!
Yes, Mario's hair gave me septic shock too, but once you get past that note that they're in matching club kits. Yes, Sami (1995-2010) and Mario (2001-2009) are former fellow VtB Stuttgartians!
(Oh hush, Mesut. Pots shouldn't call kettles black!)
Now that is a hug! And this bromance was kept secret from me ... why?? Honestly, if any of you knew about this and were purposefully withholding this information from me then a pox on you and your lunch!
They practice together ...
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwww, Lahm! ^_^
Some conversations are best kept private, but what exactly are you measuring there, Sami?
Junk juggling and pit picking? Classy bastards.
Right behind Mesut's back!
They drink together ...
They sit through what I assume (judging by Mario's face) are boring conferences together ...
And they enjoy long bus rides ...
"But bus rides are our thing, Sami!"
Dear Thomas ...
Just remember that whenever he's with you he's thinking of me
Love, Sami >:)
I still believe in Hummez!!
Oh snap, Lahm just got Karim-ed!
My my my, this changes things, doesn't it? Mesut might want to be a bit more careful the next time he indulges in and flaunts Serzil. Now I had to go back and reexamine photos featuring the trio. Whereas before all I saw was "Samisutsamisutsamisut!! ... oh, and Gomez is there too" now I can appreciate the deeper lying complexities of pics like this one ...
Mami wearing matching whites. Mami holding soda cans in matching poses. Mario's hand on Sami's shoulder. Should this be storied under Samisut or Mami?? You decide!
.................. 
Müller: "Can you believe Mesut still thinks he's Sami's one and only?"
Schürrle: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Suits make everything look so classy ...
.................. 
Including extrabromantical affairs.
(Btw, Attention: this photo ...
... needs to be featured more often and prominently on this site.)
So, how are we gonna deal with this conundrum ... ?
Bitch fight? :D
Get along?
How about a gentlemen's agreement?
"You know, Mesut, not only is Ladya-sama a drop dead stunner and the envy of all women on earth--"Oh, stop it you! *blushes* "--but she brought up some excellent points. We're do look pretty good together, and we're both all Sami's got. So let's not fight over him, okay? We can be gentlemen about this and let things unfold naturally. Let's leave it to Sami to decide who's his favourite bro. Agreed?"
"Psshh. Bitch, when it comes to Sami you couldn't score one over me even if it were a penalty."
... Yeah, you know what's coming:
THE END!
P.S. And I'm kinda out of ideas. Any suggestions?
Mario Gomez!
(Speaking of these two, would a steady Gomez/Hummels bromance ...
... be too much to ask for, God, really?)
Now, I already covered Gomzil during our Özil marathon spam over on hala_madrid back in December, but recent evidence has come to light that requires further scrutiny. To recap ...
HAND!
On a more innocent note ...
Oh, come on, boys! You can do better than that! >:(
Better :)
Theeeeerrrrrre ya go ...
So close!
Mesut is often to be found hiding behind others ...
... but you really ought to be up front trying to elbow Mats out of the spotlight, Mario.
Was already loving this pic so much ...
... and then I realized that's Höwedes on the right there looking equally bad ass so I slapped on the Terminator logo, added the theme music and made this my screensaver. Scared the crap out of me the first time my laptop went into standby mode, but it's worth it :)
Oh, Lukas, stop making me feel bad for forgoing a Podözil spam! Also, where's Schweini??
The double high fives appears to be Mesut's second favourite form of celebration. (Hugging, of course, is first.) You'd think by now he'd perfected it, but he might want to work on his aim a bit more ...
Seriously, Mes, how could you miss Mario's hand? It's right there.
Practice makes perfect.
Did I mention I love Germany's tendency to play in white shirts? I also love rain. Make for a beautiful combination!
Loves to be chased ...
... but hates to be ignored. (Damn you and your shorty-shorts, Thomas!)
How did Mario get Mesut's headband in that first pic?
Perspective is a pain. Are they side by side, or is Mesut slightly ahead? Are they looking at each other, or have they both spotted someone else? Is Mesut trying for the usual pat on the head, or is he going to answer Mario's low five with a high one, or is Mario backhanding Thomas in the crotch? Damn you, 2D!
"I can can-can, but can you?"
"Yes, I can can-can too!"
Euro 2012, Germany v Portugal, second half kick off. Cameras followed the Portuguese team, lead by Ronaldo, as they jogged back onto the field, then immediately cut to these two in the middle of the field ...
Speculating why Cris changed his hairstyle during halftime? Predicting that Mario's header would produce the only goal? Daring each other to headbutt Pepe? (<- Mesut would totally get away with that and all Pepe would do is pull him into a bear hug. Mario would probably get a boot to the teeth.)
"Oh, Mario, you're soooo witty!"
Ooooooh shit, Mario run!
Oh noesssss! There are no shared (semi)NEKID Mesut and Mario pics!! Better improvise ...
Swimming trunks and bare chested and at the beach! It's like they're there together!
So by now you're probably wondering: "Seems like we're winding down to the end of the post ... so why is there still so much space beneath my scroll bar on the right there?"
To which I say: "Because, dear reader, while re-researching Gomzil, I happened across a photo that brought my Fapmobile to a screeching halt, requiring me to back up for a second look because I could not believe my eyes."
Ladies (and gent(s)), feast your eyes on this:
MAMI!
Hello! What's going on there?? Mario manhandling Sami?? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? But ... But ... Samisut, Sami! Sure, it must be an exhausting full time job, beating off other rivals with a stick when they spend too much time around Mesut, and Mesut clearly does not oppose an open relationship, but you aren't like that, Sami. Indeed, other than Mesut, I wouldn't be able to name another bromance of yours, except maybe Jérôme ...
But whereas Jérami is even rarer to find on photos than Boatzil, Mami is actually a well-recorded bit of history!
Yes, Mario's hair gave me septic shock too, but once you get past that note that they're in matching club kits. Yes, Sami (1995-2010) and Mario (2001-2009) are former fellow VtB Stuttgartians!
(Oh hush, Mesut. Pots shouldn't call kettles black!)
Now that is a hug! And this bromance was kept secret from me ... why?? Honestly, if any of you knew about this and were purposefully withholding this information from me then a pox on you and your lunch!
They practice together ...
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwww, Lahm! ^_^
Some conversations are best kept private, but what exactly are you measuring there, Sami?
Junk juggling and pit picking? Classy bastards.
Right behind Mesut's back!
They drink together ...
They sit through what I assume (judging by Mario's face) are boring conferences together ...
And they enjoy long bus rides ...
"But bus rides are our thing, Sami!"
Dear Thomas ...
Just remember that whenever he's with you he's thinking of me
Love, Sami >:)
Oh snap, Lahm just got Karim-ed!
My my my, this changes things, doesn't it? Mesut might want to be a bit more careful the next time he indulges in and flaunts Serzil. Now I had to go back and reexamine photos featuring the trio. Whereas before all I saw was "Samisutsamisutsamisut!! ... oh, and Gomez is there too" now I can appreciate the deeper lying complexities of pics like this one ...
Mami wearing matching whites. Mami holding soda cans in matching poses. Mario's hand on Sami's shoulder. Should this be storied under Samisut or Mami?? You decide!
.................. 
Müller: "Can you believe Mesut still thinks he's Sami's one and only?"
Schürrle: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Suits make everything look so classy ...
.................. 
Including extrabromantical affairs.
(Btw, Attention: this photo ...
... needs to be featured more often and prominently on this site.)
So, how are we gonna deal with this conundrum ... ?
Bitch fight? :D
Get along?
How about a gentlemen's agreement?
"You know, Mesut, not only is Ladya-sama a drop dead stunner and the envy of all women on earth--"
"Psshh. Bitch, when it comes to Sami you couldn't score one over me even if it were a penalty."
... Yeah, you know what's coming:
THE END!
P.S. And I'm kinda out of ideas. Any suggestions?
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