No, Really, Am Not A Total Perv!

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To counter my admittedly lewd previous post, here's another of a more innocent nature that never made it to last night's spamming orgy. And I do mean INNOCENT because it involves what I suspect to be the two most wide-eyed believers on the Real Team: Özil and Kaká.



Recent bit of January transfer rumors are now favoring Istanbul's Galatasaray as Kaká's new club of choice. Personally, I'd much rather handcuff him to Ronaldo and throw away the key, thereby making it impossible for Real to sell Kaká (because they sure as hell don't want to sell Ronaldo). On the plus side, if he DOES join Gala then Mesut will be able to visit him whenever he travels to Turkey to see family and friends! And maybe Mesut can even teach Kaká some useful Turkish phrases and customs to better help him assimilate! Imagine the late night phone calls where Mesut patiently explains the strange new world that is Turkey to Kaká while Ricky dutifully writes everything down on the notepad he has balanced on his knees! Adorable!!

... But, really, Mou should just give the man more playing time because then he'll stay and we'll get more Kazil moments and the world will be a much better place. Given that, with them both being playmakers, Mesut and Ricky are rarely on the field at the same time we don't get to see much of this saintly pairing, but when they do meet it is divine!!



As if his boyish charm and dazzling smile weren't enough, Kaká has the cutest damn hug I've ever witnessed in a human being:



That head-to-shoulder thing he does is ... *squuuuueeeeeeeeeeelllllllll*







From another angle!


So pure is Kaká in mind and spirit that not even the usually cautious Sami minds when he hangs out with them! And, really, can you blame him?





That walk wouldn't look out of place alongside this guy:



Uuuggggghhhhhhhhh! PLEASE, Kaká, don't goooooooo!! :(