crinkly_ears | Top 3 Bromances! (Reply)

(Just recovered from a sudden bout of That's-Why-You-Should-Wear-A-Scarf-During-Football-Matches-In-The-Middle-Of-November-Stupid flu, and then I had to organize some 1000+ pics on my computer. And I am still struggling to download the friendly between Holland and Germany. Post WILL be up tomorrow--Monday--whether I get that match or not.)

So, yesterday's match was a smorgasboard of bromancing WIN! Plenty of Benzil-ing and Serzil-ing (and brief Samisutiness) to last us all for the next couple of days. Sergio dedicating his goal to Özil afterwards was the chocolate-dipped cherry on the chocolate cake! I've recently been entertaining the thought of the two of them hunched in front of the computer, scrolling through Serzil Tumblr and other such sites, joking and laughing awkwardly at the more risque fanmade dedications. Only downside to yesterday's match was that Özil came off for Sami to come on, so he couldn't celebrate with Sami. (Same thing happened during Real's US tour. Özil played the first half against Santos Laguna, then Sami came on in his stead for the second half and scored that hilarious goal with his face. God, horrible timing, Mou!)

Well then, now would be a good time to have a good old Top 3 Bromances post, no?

Rules are as followed:

1. At least one of your three bromances must include Özil
2. Give yourself an extra cookie if you can get two other Real players on that list
3. For each bromance, post three pics AND/OR three arguments, as serious or ridiculous as you like, in favour of said bromance.
Extra rule:
4. For those who don't have pics (or are too lazy to upload any), list your top 5 favourite bromances, with 5 arguments to back your picks! :)

I'll begin.

#1: SAMISUT (Well, duh!)

Sami is the best big bro. He let's Mesut have his fun, and puts up with his badgering, but is always keeping an eye on him.

Sami's apparently the best storyteller in DA WORLD, because Mesut seems to never grow tired of listening intently to every word coming out of Sami's mouth.

He's there for Mesut at Real Madrid. He's there for Mesut on the German national team. Sami's always there for him <3

But, uh oh, Sami! What's this coming up from behind, threatening to overtake your claim on Mesut?

#2 SERZIL (Y'all broke me down)

Özil is shy to the point of almost being autistic. He needs someone open and bold in his life. Sergio's about as demure as a drunk bull in a China shop. They compliment each other perfectly.

They both have great hair.

It's Sergio "Fucking/Fuck Me!" Ramos. That's hot. Nuff said.

#3 SCHWEINSKI (The original football bromance for me)

Dorky.

Sexy.

Bros now, bros forever! :)

Bonus Schweinski (cause it's my post :P). Apparently the rest of the team approves whilst Miro still has his doubts (you know how parents are like when their kids get all grown up) and Özil's all, "Pfft. Sami and I *still* make the better couple."

... Oh, ALRIGHT. I can't end this without giving an honourable shoutout to the eternal third wheel himself. Benz, bless your little kitty heart, you do try but mean Mesut ditches you wayyyyy too often in favour of Sami or Sergio. Maybe he has a thing for guys with names that start with S? So I will immortalize your dedication in the form of what I consider your greatest achievement in the bromancing field: getting between Sami and Mesut.
(Emoticons mine; photo is not)