http://ladya-sama.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ladya-sama.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crinkly_ears2013-03-21 04:42 pm

Long Distance Passive Agressiveness At It's Finest

Sergio, Mesut sees your kissing Fernando's pic ...

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... and raises you a proper physical display of bromantic superiority:

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Posted on both Mesut's AND Sami's FB. That's internet lingo for engagement, right?

(But can someone tell me why Torres wasn't called up? I don't follow the Spanish NT.)

So Sami's ankle knock was apparently a false alarm, as he was training alongside the others the very next day, got stuck signing t-shirts with the others, and is on the flight to Kazakhstan (I ALWAYS forget where to put the H) with the team.

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And he had this to say as well ...

“Mesut is a fantastic player, he’s unique. And I’m not saying that because he’s my friend. Özil is a crack and he can become one of the best in the world as long as he becomes more effective. For me, that’s what he lacks to become one of the best. Why are Cristiano and Messi the best? Because in addition to playing well, they score 50 goals. Özil plays wonderfully and his contributions lead to 30 goals each season. He’s the one who has the most assists, but he lacks the goalscoring. I always tell him, “Mesut, shoot more. You have to be more selfish, to score more goals.” I hope one day he listens to me, because the best thing is that he has an incredible shot.”

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I know, Mats, neither can I get over the fact that your pretty face won't be gracing my TV screen on Friday

In other team-related news, we got our Schweini back. Look at him just bossing it during training.

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(As Mesut's senior he could impart some valuable wisdom on the poor dear, like how one needn't tuck their hands into their sleeves since the invention of a little thing called the glove.)

I read somewhere (was it on this site?) that Podolski's not a big fan of the whole bromancing trend. I love and respect him and would hate to go against his wishes ... but what he doesn't know won't kill him, so:

SCHWEINSKI: A (Short) Journey Of Brotherhood!!

"Hey, stranger, long time no see!"

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"No, go away, Lukas! Basti's mine!"

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"Oh no, you don't! We agreed to joint custody! You get him at Bayern, I get him on the NT! Go train with someone else!"
"Hmpf! Fine! ... 'Sup, Jerry?"

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"Thank god for prenups! Come on, Basti, let's go see what Mesut and Sami are up to!"

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Why you still here? I said THE END. We're done here.

... Oh, butt, of course:

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Sorry. Almost forgot :)

[identity profile] jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com 2013-03-21 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Torres can't be called up anymore when they haven't called up Michu yet, for example. I'm sure the player himself is suitably understanding. Hopefully Nando will get a good scoring streak going before 2014.

What an adorable post <3

[identity profile] lasagnaa.livejournal.com 2013-03-21 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwh, I love Samisut but this lack of Serzil lately has been upsetting me not that Sernando isn't cute as well.

God bless Mario Gomez' bum.

[identity profile] lady-teazle.livejournal.com 2013-03-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, Poldi seemed to be doing a great job hanging around Basti and rekindling the Schweinski.

[identity profile] kotbegemot3.livejournal.com 2013-03-23 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
"... Oh, butt, of course"

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I am ROFL (like this):
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[identity profile] caitiebug78.livejournal.com 2013-03-24 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
The Sergio-kissing-Fernando Torres photo is just hilarious. Could not stop laughing at it all day when it was posted! Too much amazingness.