I think it's bloody silly but strangely lovable myself :)

That car cost more than my house - about twice as much actually. Still - if he wants to spend the money...

...after informing everyone last year about how thrifty he is!

(Not that we believe his pronouncements about alcohol, cigarettes or girls either! Sorry Mesut - we've been observing you too long! We know you better than you think!)

The bit about Cristiano Ronaldo adoration is spot-on!