Sergio Ramos twitter horrors

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So I stumbled across our most beloved pony latest twitter horror and I genuinely have no idea what the poor linguistic impaired fellow meant.

"https://twitter.com/SergioRamos/status/313295727507955713

And since this community seems pretty good in deciphering things, anyone got any ideas?

ps: I know this has nothing to do with Mesut, (well maybe their shared love for google translate) so I'll just put this image that I found on the darker side of internet down here, which scared the living daylight out of me :p

Ich Bin Ein--ZOMIGAWD Y'ALL INTERNATIONAL BREAK AT LAST!!!

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(This post would have been up hours ago were it not for Photobucket being an absolute poophead.)



( Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh, international love! )